No…its not the leprosy. I went snowboarding last weekend.
There finally was enough snow…just as I was beginning to panic that my season pass was going to be utilized by going to the resort and building mudmen.
The slopes were in pretty good shape for the first big weekend, but my physical condition…that is another story.
I learned to snowboard last season…not well…but well enough to not fall down every five feet. So apparently snowboarding is not like riding a bicycle.
You might wonder how a person’s arms would hurt from snowboarding. “Don’t you use your legs?” you might ask. “Well, yes you do,” I would respond. “But when you fall down you have to lift your fat ass off the snow…over…over…and over...your arms begin to tire.”
So yeah…I have also disproved that rule about only hurting for a couple of days after using new muscles, because it is Wednesday and my arms still feel like death.
But I have a pretty new snowboard and I just bought this hat which fills me with much joy and anticipation for its arrival.