I have skills. Not being cocky…but I paid good money to institutions to amass said skills and I have a resume that proves it.
It isn’t that I am not willing to do tedious and brainless jobs like say…oh I don’t know…address and stuff 2000 invitations in 24 hours, but seriously…that sucks.
And it’s not like I don’t have 50 bajillion other things to do with my time since my boss went on maternity leave for FIVE (omg) months. And it’s not like there aren’t several people who clearly have time on their hands but don’t want to help, or if they do help, move so slow that it makes me want to jump up and down and do it my damn self.*
Luckily, boyfriend is not a snail and is ultra helpful so I only had to stay up until 10 doing it.
On the upside, I managed to not get any papercuts...so…that makes it a lot less annoying.
*perfect example of skills: proficient usage of the double negative