Of course you did. *hug*
Forgive my week-long…I mean month-long…holy-shit-has-it-been almost-three-months?-hiatus.
“Where have you been?” You might ask, “Something very important must have happened to pull you away from your ten faithful readers.”
Not so much actually. I’ve just been feeling lazy. Yep…that is it…my big excuse.
But I am back and fully committed to my regular posting schedule. I have so many stories to tell you all:
How about the one where I managed to inadvertently turn Gus into a racist dog? Or how Talulah puked on my bare foot just 3 hours ago? Or how that whole school thing from my previous post makes me (on my best days) want to spoon my eyes out and change careers altogether because I am a talentless waste of space who make hideously-literal and over-commercialized excuses for design?
But we will save those stories for another day…