It was funny at the moment, but as the weeks have gone by I have had an awakening…maybe I actually am a Blobfish. Let us discuss its characteristics:
- It is rarely seen by humans…I’m getting better, but I am still a bit of a hermit.
- The flesh of the blobfish is primarily gelatinous…nuf said.
- It floats above the sea floor without expending energy…not so much with the floating or the sea floor, but I can definitely be a lazy sack.
- It lacks muscle…I’m weak sauce.
- It primarily swallows edible matter that floats by in front it…this is the one that is truly hitting home and disturbing me…I must expound below.
Why can’t I be a gazelle or a tiger…something remotely unlame?